18 Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh Last Week

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    Product - king rat Follow @skeletonpup is my cat a witch please confirm 3:02 PM -31 Mar 2018 34,522 Retweets 103,904 Likes
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    Text - Josh Follow @iwearaonesie wife: What are you thinking about? me [imagining a T-Rex trying to catch a butterfly with a net] Nothing 6:28 AM -7 Apr 2018 199 Retweets 856 Likes
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    Text - Follow D_michicuervo when you step on your dogs paw and they make that little "aarf" sound 10:16 PM - 5 Apr 2018 from St Leo, FL 147,639 Retweets 418,219 Likes
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    Text - RainnWilson Follow @rainnwilson When I see a dog I say "Hello dog." When I see a cat I say "Hello cat." When I see a cow I say "Hello cow." When I see a chicken I say "Hello chicken." When I see a human I quickly avoid eye contact & hope they don't talk to me. 9:18 AM - 8 Apr 2018 13,268 Retweets 54,047 Likes
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    Product - kim Follow @KimmyMonte turtles are just lizards that work at a construction site. 6:41 AM 29 Mar 2018 344 Retweets 1,304 Likes
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    Text - Jon Follow @ArfMeasures HER: You ran over my cat ME: I'm so sorry HER: You're gonna have to replace him ME [imagines myself napping all day and pushing things off shelves] ok 9:35 AM - 30 Dec 2017 5,993 Retweets 27,099 Likes
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    Dog - Nicole Brown Follow @NicoleTatum26 Yesterday Disney Land had a service dog field trip. If this isn't the cutest thing MARGA MARGARITAS, TACOr 2GARITAS 12:37 PM - 30 Mar 2018 110,081 Retweets 307,099 Likes
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    Text - Annie Hatfield Follow @HatfieldAnne When I'm watching lions on Animal Planet, you can't expect me not to practice my roars. 8:16 AM - 20 Aug 2017 161 Retweets 327 Likes
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    Text - Stabbatha Christy Follow @LoveNLunchmeat A seahorse is just a really fancy, quiet saxophone. 1:06 PM - 1 Apr 2018 360 Retweets 806 Likes
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    Puppy - Ash Warner Follow @AlsBoy Can I interest you in some wet puppies Okay how about some dry puppies 5:29 AM - 6 Apr 2018 7 Retweets 69 Likes
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    Text - old tom Follow @YuckyTom when I order a bagel I have them butter the outside too so I can just let it slide down my throat like I'm a pelican 7:01 AM - 15 Dec 2017 359 Retweets 1,271 Likes
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    Dog - Ash Warner Follow @AlsBoy I have nothing to contribute to Twitter at the moment other than this 3:38 PM -8 Apr 2018
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    Text - Little Greenis Follow @DurtMcHurtt Just realized my cat could be covered in tattoos and I wouldn't even know. 10:56 AM 14 Jan 2017 1,092 Retweets 2,117 Likes
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    Text - Lauren O'Neal Follow @laureneonea Cat Power is my favorite musical artist named after two kinds of nap. 5:51 PM - 4 Apr 2018 2,622 Retweets 18,034 Likes
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    Horse - playa bowl Follow @lizziemcgiuire wig? secured face? beat giddy? up 9:58 AM 18 Mar 2018
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    Text - Chanel Follow @circusgoth on a roof, hot or fiddlers cats otherwise 12:03 AM 30 Mar 2018 - 2 Retweets 12 Likes
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    Canidae - Phil Lester Follow @AmazingPhil Having my dream evening of playing board games in a room full of dogs 1:02 PM - 7 Apr 2018 5,692 Retweets 49,513 Likes
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    Text - Jake Wilson Follow @j4kewilson If anyone knows anyone hiring let me know what job title, keywords, or company Petting puppies where city or postcode On their bellies Find Jobs 1:54 PM -3 Apr 2018
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